Still this😑 2016 is starting off like this 😑🖕🏻 Someone please make it this 😎🤗☺️😇😍😌🙂🙃😬😂💁🏼😘😋😜😂 Emojis really say it all
Worst. Fucking. Mood.
These smell exactly the way you’d think. Oh, and now I smell like a slutty, dirty, drunk, dead, wet garden. I don’t think I would have it any other way.
Someone put these hairy thighs inside of it. That’s it! I’m changing my password! #hellofromtheotherthighs
We weren’t expecting to lose you yet, Mr. Bowie. Dammit. I am a little speechless. We were just talking about you on your birthday. I just heard “Let’s Dance” play at the bar on Saturday […]
I’ve had more anxiety than usual lately. Everything (but driving) seems to make me anxious. Driving actually calms me. I recently took up driving for Uber on the side for extra cash (because being poor […]
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