You’re holding in a really big fart. but, like, I wouldn’t know anything about that. 🐈💨
But this time I’ve added a sweet treat. And yes, that’s the CVS brand. It does the trick just fine. (Especially with red wine.) 👌🍷
It feels like someone is hammering on my temples. Or. I kind of feel like this guy. I may have postmates deliver me frozen yogurt. But do I want frozen yogurt to cost 15 […]
Sick. Hopefully this can of delicious chicken sodium does the trick.
is driving with my parents hungover while listening to classic rock in the middle of nowhere; and then having to pull over to the side of the road to vomit my brains out – twice. […]
shit. Lost her. Her phone is dead. We are in Maine. Last time I saw her she was holding lobster gummy bears and looking at these shorts: My dad is going to be pissed.